GEORGE CLOONEY READY TO DEFEND HOME

Hollywood actor George Clooney was all set to defend his Hollywood mansion from an escaped convict on the night his neighbour Britney Spears was hospitalised for a mental evaluation.The movie star insists he had no idea he lived so close to the pop singer until the helicopters started circling overhead after Spears’ confrontation with police early this month. And even then, he figured the media fuss near his home was linked to a much more serious matter. He reveals, "I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all these helicopters over my house with these lights."I think, ‘Someone’s broken out of prison…’ I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse."I said, `Are you OK?’ She’s like, `Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’" The star quickly realized his home wasn’t at risk, but he’s far from happy he lives so close to Spears.He jokes, "So now I have to move."

Editors Note: How could you not know you live 300 feet from Britney Spears ? What Planet are you on George ?