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**** AUTISM AT 2% - THE SEMMELWEIS REFLEX AT WORK Story By: John F. McHugh, Esq. ****   John F. McHugh ESQ. Theresa Deisher, PhD, is a seasoned genetic engineer from Washington State. Using data from governmental reports from all States, she has produced an ecological study of the link between the use of human cell lines in the manufacture of vaccines and the rise of autism. This data shows that the start of the autism epidemic, and each increase in its incidence in our children, correlates with the introduction of, or increased dose of, the resulting vaccines, all of which are contaminated with the remnants of these human cell lines. This contamination includes fragments of human DNA and, in some, human retrovirus fragments. These fragments are of the type used by genetic engineers, such as Dr. Deisher, to repair damaged human DNA and thus, alter and hopefully correct cell function. Presented with this study and her data, our government has re...

Anna Nicole Smith really left a mess The father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter will be revealed soon. A DNA test to determine five-month-old Dannielynn's father was ordered bythe Bahamas Supreme Court yesterday. Anna Nicole's former lover photographer Larry Birkhead, who claims he is Dannielynn's father, was overjoyed by the ruling. Birkhead, who pumped his fists in the air and jumped up and down as he emerged from court, said: "I feel great. It was a great day in court for me. Bahamian people, thank you so much!"Asked if he thought he would see Dannielynn soon, he smiled and winked. Anna Nicole's lover and lawyer Howard K. Stern - who is listed as Dannielynn's father on her birth certificate - was left devastated by the judge's decision. He said: "I'm doing the best I can."Stern, who is currently caring for Dannielynn, was ordered not to leave the Bahamas with her before the custody ruling. Frederic von Anhalt, the husband of lege...

A piece of gum chewed by Jessica Simpson is being auctioned off on eBay. The blonde actress discarded the candy as she was preparing to shoot a kissing scene with her co-star Dane Cook in their movie 'Employee of the Month'. Jessica, 26, gave the gum to an extra on set who rather than throw it away has decided to make a quick buck. The seller, known only as 'acypress', claims the successful winner will be able to "clone" the sexy star from the DNA on the gum.' Acypress' writes on eBay: "Yes, I was an extra in the movie starring Jessica Simpson and sat next to her for 2 days of filming in Albuquerque. Jessica was chewing gum when shooting started and asked if we would mind her putting her gum in a napkin on our table. I joked that I would sell it on eBay. She said, 'Go for it. You might make 99 cents.' "Here's that pale blue gum. I forgot I had this, but glad I found it. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it so you can clone ...