PLAYBOY PLAYMATE LAURA CROFT SPEAKS
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Playmate centerfold would rather see Kendra Jade take a dump than watch her sex video! Also In this weeks Steppin Out magazine, Holly Madison's wild centerfold roommate, Laura Croft sits down with Chaunce Hayden and tells why she thinks it's funny to kill old people with a bull horn, shares her favorite grotto story, defends Carrot Top and demands more money and a 3-D Virgina from Hef!!
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Laura CroftChaunce Hayden: What's the craziest thing you ever saw in the Playboy mansion grotto?
Laura Croft: I don't like the grotto. It's like a big cloud of humidity. One time there was this stupid girl trying out to be a Playmate and I think she was fucked up on pills or something. She hit her head on one of the rocks. I thought that was pretty funny. I just think people falling down and bumping their head is really funny.
Chaunce Hayden: What do you do to keep men you're not interested in from bothering you?
Laura Croft: I blow an air horn in their face. I like air horns. You can really scare the shit out of people. I think it would be fun to give an old person a heart attack! I just think it's funny.
Chaunce Hayden: Carrot Top is on the show. He's really creepy..
Laura Croft: (Yells) I love him! He's so sweet! He's so nice. You think he would be so annoying. Everyone is always making fun of him. But he's like the nicest guy. I love him. His dressing room always smells so good.
Chaunce Hayden: Kendra Jade?
Laura Croft: That bitch is everywhere! I don't understand why people are so into the sex tape thing. I think a photo of her taking a dump would be funnier.
Chaunce Hayden: Will we see you in Playboy again?
Laura Croft: Possibly. This time I want the cover and I want a lot more money. Plus, I want to wear whatever I want. I want a 3-D Virgina!
Laura Croft: I don't like the grotto. It's like a big cloud of humidity. One time there was this stupid girl trying out to be a Playmate and I think she was fucked up on pills or something. She hit her head on one of the rocks. I thought that was pretty funny. I just think people falling down and bumping their head is really funny.
Chaunce Hayden: What do you do to keep men you're not interested in from bothering you?
Laura Croft: I blow an air horn in their face. I like air horns. You can really scare the shit out of people. I think it would be fun to give an old person a heart attack! I just think it's funny.
Chaunce Hayden: Carrot Top is on the show. He's really creepy..
Laura Croft: (Yells) I love him! He's so sweet! He's so nice. You think he would be so annoying. Everyone is always making fun of him. But he's like the nicest guy. I love him. His dressing room always smells so good.
Chaunce Hayden: Kendra Jade?
Laura Croft: That bitch is everywhere! I don't understand why people are so into the sex tape thing. I think a photo of her taking a dump would be funnier.
Chaunce Hayden: Will we see you in Playboy again?
Laura Croft: Possibly. This time I want the cover and I want a lot more money. Plus, I want to wear whatever I want. I want a 3-D Virgina!
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