TARA TIARA IS SEARCHING THE COSMOS
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THE TIMES SQUARE GOSSIP INTERVIEW
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TARA TIARA
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Tara Tiara You can get almost everything online, so, why not a sex-comedy line and sex-advice line. So, born today, is, TARA'S COMEDY COSMOS. The site features the requisite video; on ongoing sexual-soap opera series, called THE TARA TIMES; and, will feature with each month a favorite comedienne. This month it's ANDREA KOLB.
We had an opportunity to speak to TARA TIARA, the point gal there:
Q: Do you believe in gay marriage?
A: Oh I believe in any kind of marriage, as long as it’s for all the wrong reasons. Money, sex, inheritance.
Q: Do you want kids?
A: Oh I love kids, but I love them enough to know I'd neglect them if they were my own.
Q: How long you been in NY?
A: About 10 years and 5 thousand lovers ago, at this rate I think I’m going to have to switch cities soon, this ones getting all used up. Maybe London!
Q: Why London?
A: Oh I love English men, the accent, the manners, the cross dressing….always a good time! Plus I never have to buy my own lingerie!
Q: So why did you start TCC.
A: Well after my 5 thousandth man I realized sex was really funny. I started the web site because there are so many funny sex stories to tell – a web site would be a perfect place for them all.
Q: So what’s a funny sex story?
A: I had an old man excuse himself to the bathroom and I hear this battery machine sound and it went on for ten minutes! He comes out with a rubber band around the base of his swollen penis and says, “I’m ready now” and I say, “why don’t you just go back to the bathroom, five more minutes in there with your penis pump and you won’t need me!”
Q: How come you never been married?
A: What? And destroy a perfectly good sex life!
Q: How many hits does TCC get a month?
A: Well we just launched in January, February we had over 4 thousand hits, that’s almost how many lovers I’ve had so I figure I’m right on schedule!
Q: Do you have a boyfriend?
A: Oh yes a fantastic man! Has a big dick, Lot's of money, and he doesn’t mind sleeping with 5 thousand other men. We use a condom.
Q: Does he mind that you've had so many lovers?
A: No! He enjoys the benefits of my experience.
Q: So you believe in Safe Sex?
A: Oh hell ya! Latex and Astroglide are a girls best friend! I never leave home without them!
Q: Why start the site?
A: I have so much sexual knowledge to keep it all to myself would be selfish – and I've never been sexually selfish!
Q: Influences?
A: Mae West, Carol Burnett, Laugh In, Love American Style
Favorite comics? Wanda Sykes, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor,
Q: Who’s your audience?
We had an opportunity to speak to TARA TIARA, the point gal there:
Q: Do you believe in gay marriage?
A: Oh I believe in any kind of marriage, as long as it’s for all the wrong reasons. Money, sex, inheritance.
Q: Do you want kids?
A: Oh I love kids, but I love them enough to know I'd neglect them if they were my own.
Q: How long you been in NY?
A: About 10 years and 5 thousand lovers ago, at this rate I think I’m going to have to switch cities soon, this ones getting all used up. Maybe London!
Q: Why London?
A: Oh I love English men, the accent, the manners, the cross dressing….always a good time! Plus I never have to buy my own lingerie!
Q: So why did you start TCC.
A: Well after my 5 thousandth man I realized sex was really funny. I started the web site because there are so many funny sex stories to tell – a web site would be a perfect place for them all.
Q: So what’s a funny sex story?
A: I had an old man excuse himself to the bathroom and I hear this battery machine sound and it went on for ten minutes! He comes out with a rubber band around the base of his swollen penis and says, “I’m ready now” and I say, “why don’t you just go back to the bathroom, five more minutes in there with your penis pump and you won’t need me!”
Q: How come you never been married?
A: What? And destroy a perfectly good sex life!
Q: How many hits does TCC get a month?
A: Well we just launched in January, February we had over 4 thousand hits, that’s almost how many lovers I’ve had so I figure I’m right on schedule!
Q: Do you have a boyfriend?
A: Oh yes a fantastic man! Has a big dick, Lot's of money, and he doesn’t mind sleeping with 5 thousand other men. We use a condom.
Q: Does he mind that you've had so many lovers?
A: No! He enjoys the benefits of my experience.
Q: So you believe in Safe Sex?
A: Oh hell ya! Latex and Astroglide are a girls best friend! I never leave home without them!
Q: Why start the site?
A: I have so much sexual knowledge to keep it all to myself would be selfish – and I've never been sexually selfish!
Q: Influences?
A: Mae West, Carol Burnett, Laugh In, Love American Style
Favorite comics? Wanda Sykes, Kathy Griffin, Joan Rivers, Lewis Black, Jon Stewart, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor,
Q: Who’s your audience?
A: Anyone who’s laughed during sex – for whatever reason, fart noises, falling off the bed, sudden leg cramps, having an ass stuck in your face. So many lovers so many laughs!
Q: What’s your goal?
Q: What’s your goal?
A: To get paid to write about sex instead of for having sex, it’s legal that way.
Q: Have you ever gotten paid to have sex?
Q: Have you ever gotten paid to have sex?
A: Of course I’ve been taken to dinner and a Broadway show Lot's of time!
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