DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER TALKS HOOKERS AND BLOWING UP THE ELECTRIC COMPANY
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse. In the next issue of Steppin Out magazine, Duane "Dog" Chapman sits down with celebrity journalist Chaunce Hayden and admits that besides his problems with African American's he also wants to rob a bank, blow buildings up and pay for hookers.
Chaunce Hayden: Has there been any talk of making a movie based on your life?
Duane "Dog" Chapman: There’ll be a movie soon. But I don’t want to come across as too self-righteous. I walk into a bank and I still want to rob it. I can’t help it.
Chaunce Hayden: Are you serious?
Dog: I do! When I see an armored car I check and make sure there’s two drivers. The thought is always there. It will never leave. I used to ask my mom if that thought will ever leave and she said, “Never, son! Your actions in life will change but your thoughts will always be the same.”
Chaunce Hayden: So you still have the urge to commit serious crimes?
Dog: Yes I do. Every single day. They shut off my power the other day and all my baby fish died. I got so pissed off after that! I was begging the lady on the phone not to do it but she said she didn’t care and still shut off my power. I paid my electric bill and they still shut me off. I was so pissed off that I wanted to burn them down. In my heart I was thinking, “You bitch, I want to blow your place up!” I didn’t want to kill her but I wanted to blow up her building. I hate to admit that, but I need to tell the truth.
Chaunce Hayden: How often do you get these thoughts?
Dog: All the time. But I don’t take action on them. I walk down the street and I see 10 hookers and they’re beautiful girls in Hawaii, where I live. I want to grab one of them for 50 bucks and go around the world, but I cannot.
Chaunce Hayden: What stops you from acting on your urges?
Dog: I just take a deep breath and say, “Lord, thank you.” I also say my prison number out loud to myself all the time.
EDITORS NOTE: I have met the Dog a few times. I have had dinner with him and his beautiful wife Beth as well as Leland and Tim. I love this family. I think right now Dog is in a bad place because his own son sold a tape to the National Enquirer of him saying some bad things and using the N-word. This has to be the worst betrayal. I think The Dog needs better public relations advice. He should have just held a press conference and said he made a mistake and that he used that word in anger. It was a private call between The Dog and His son. All you need is to walk down 42nd street in New York City and you hear African Americans calling each other N****S. Listen to rap songs. Why are there different rules for white people ? I think we have gotten carried away with this word. I think A&E should be ashamed at not addressing the issue and standing by their huge star. It was a mistake and the Dog is like all of us, learning everyday and trying to be a better person. And please don't go on Al Sharpton, this will only make things worse. Your fans are standing by you Dog !
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