Dolly Parton

Country superstar Dolly Parton is donating her breasts to her fans, claiming they are so famous they are like "public property". The 62 year old icon nicknames her boobs "shock and awe", and insists they deserve credit for boosting her huge sucessfull career. She says, "They do seem like public property in a way. They served me well I don’t know if I’m supporting them or they’re supporting me."I’ve always had nice ones but of course I’ve had ‘em jacked up a bit. And they’re part of the persona, it always takes a little pressure off me."


Anonymous said…
Well, now that they're public property, when can we inspect them? I'll settle for a visual inspection.