POLICE CHIEF LASHES OUT AT PAPARAZZI LAW AND IS JOHN MAYER REALLY GAY LIKE HE ACTS?
My old casual friend from Patsy's in NYC William Bratton knows the Paparazzi scoop. Britney Spears along with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan attract and encourage the paparazzi by behaving very badly, according to the Los Angeles California police chief,who used to be our police chief in New York City. In an astonishing outburst a few hours ago, Bratton claimed photographers have calmed down since "Britney started wearing clothes (and) Lindsay Lohan has gone gay", referring to the actress’ rumored romance with DJ Samantha Ronson. He said in an interview with a TV station, "If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 per cent of the problem. The rest we can deal with."If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue." Bratton refused to appear at a Los Angeles City Hall meeting scheduled for the same day, attended by rocker John Mayer, to discuss ways to restrict aggressive paparazzi. He insisted "we have sufficient laws on the books" to deal with the paparazzi.Editors Note: Times Square Gossip first broke this story the other day when we got a copy of a secret letter going around the California area about this meeting. John Mayer better watch his ass. We made him famous. He is no one. What was he doing recently working for TMZ ? He uses the media and then turns on them? And didn't one of our BuzzFoto photographers get a shot of you holding some Chinese guys hand? We know you ain't licking that bitch Jennifer Aniston. Who would go to that smelly planet. And guess who sent me the secret letter KIDDIES ?


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