NATIONAL ENQUIRER REPORTS THAT LARRY BIRKHEAD WILL HAVE REALITY TV SHOW

Well Larry 'Sue' Birkhead who keeps claiming he makes no money off Dannielynn and the death of Anna Nicole Smith seems to have cut another deal. Reality TV ! Everyday Larry comes one step closer to showing the world that Rita Cosby's hit book 'Blonde Ambition' The Untold Story Of Anna Nicole Smith, is right on the money, or should we say Dannielynn's money !

Meet Larry, a wacky bachelor who suddenly becomes a single father to a baby worth a fortune. And like a modern day Beverly Hillbilly, Larry leaves his humble home for the bright lights of Los Angeles where all sorts of hilarity ensues. Custody battles. Lawsuits. Gay allegations. Y'all come back, now, ya hear! Larry Birkhead is no Jed Clampbet — but he is about to get his own TV show, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The still unnamed reality show project is under development at the E! network. It will focus on Larry and baby Dannielynn's life after Anna Nicole Smith's death, according to a TV insider. "Larry's on the verge of signing with E! for a show that could be on the air by next spring," a Hollywood source told The NATIONAL ENQUIRER. E! execs think Dannielynn's a goldmine (um, so does Larry) and they believe the show's a guaranteed hit.
Photo By: James Edstrom

Comments

Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
kerry throw me a rope

7:25 PM

No we need the rope for when we go to the Bahmas and sneak in the grave site and put flowers on it from Kerry and Einstein .,We need your husbands wallet to to bribe the guard. All black clothes on. so no rope for you .
Anonymous said…
Hey peggy,
way to go. Give us an address and we will write them too.
Do peanuts ones count, 'cause I like them best of all.
Anonymous said…
Kerry said...
carolyn said...
kerry throw me a rope

7:25 PM

No we need the rope for when we go to the Bahmas and sneak in the grave site and put flowers on it from Kerry and Einstein .,We need your husbands wallet to to bribe the guard. All black clothes on. so no rope for you .

7:28 PM

Oh yeah and you better wear a bra and not embarass me when we get arrested and have our mug shots taken . I wonder if TMZ will post it maybe I shoul dwear no underwear?
Anonymous said…
I'm bringing plastic ones because they last longer.

How much is a graveyard bribe going for these days so I can save the milk money?
Anonymous said…
Maybe all the ole bittys should take a picture of all of us getting out of a car with no bloomers on and they can put it up on their site. Like paris and Brittney?
Anonymous said…
Please Kerry
Not even TMZ would sink that low.

Besides I couldn't post a comment about the shot............so
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
I'm bringing plastic ones because they last longer.

How much is a graveyard bribe going for these days so I can save the milk money?

Just bring his whole wallet , I want to buy souvinears..
Anonymous said…
better yet how about a group moon shot with the words
IVAN
KISS OUR ASS

that's 14 the rest will all have to me exclamation points
Anonymous said…
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7:22 PM

Good Job Peggy ..
Anonymous said…
meant have to be
not me
Don't need the wallet got the atm card
straw hats on me!
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
better yet how about a group moon shot with the words
IVAN
KISS OUR ASS

that's 14 the rest will all have to me exclamation points

7:34 PM

Spray painted in purple!!
Anonymous said…
Kerry
I hope Steven comes back tonight
Anonymous said…
Kerry let's go write MM's
about Blondie and ankles pimping the baby
Anonymous said…
I think we should have everyone write to E and tell them that we do not want that baby exploited anymore. If Larry wants to make a fool out of himself fine but leave Dannilynn with his sister.
Anonymous said…
do you think that it is mm's .com
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
Kerry let's go write MM's
about Blondie and ankles pimping the baby

Ok right behind ya , Write to E after...
Anonymous said…
I think spray paint may be a bit hard to remove after the picture is taken?
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
I think spray paint may be a bit hard to remove after the picture is taken?

7:39 PM

So what who is going to see our ass's after?
Anonymous said…
Ok back to ruining Goldie lock's career.. I am writing E right now..
Anonymous said…
Hey anyone here tonight
Hello Kerry
Anonymous said…
Maybe if we offer the guard enough money we can spell out a message to Mark Steines in MM's and then send it to him?
Anonymous said…
Your message has been forwarded to the appropriate staff member who will respond to you as soon as possible.

That was from the E channel ........
Anonymous said…
Kerry-Arnold is a good Governor and a good listener.I highly doubt he has lost his Hollywood connections-plus I would bet money he believes Rita before he would Howard or Larry.Write him -explain our view point.Was good to hear from you also I think Lucas is around just under a different handle.On a local level I have used my congressman and that works also.People know people so for example which I do all the time contact one of the Veterans groups as we did with Jane Fonda and passed around some pictures of her posing with North Vietnamese soldiers-we can blow (knock) Larry out of the saddle easily.
Anonymous said…
Hey Retired Soldier,
I think Barth Bag posed with Osama once. Can we get the veteran's group on that one

Einstein
Anonymous said…
I wrote to M&MS.com. Contact us.

I was surprised when they wrote back. The more emails the better!!

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As in almost all these stories, tales of wild, gay sex, possible murder, drug abuse, multiple overdoses, inevitably rumors of a sex tape comes into play. Is there a tape? Who has it? When will it surface? Is it in focus? How is the lighting?

It has now been confirmed that a story released in The Spoof nearly 7 months ago has been cooberated by Rita Crosby's new tell all book titled, Blonde Ambition.

To quote The Spoof article,
Puffy, one patron claims to have overheard Howard and Larry laughing and giggling like schoolgirls over what they were going to do with all the money they were going to pilfer from the vast Anna Nicole Smith estate.

To quote Blonde Ambition,
Anna Nicole and the two men were extremely medicated, all their inhibitions were melted away in a fuzzy haze. Anna took out her video camera and started directing Larry and Howard to undress and perform oral copulation on each other. The men followed the instructions like ravenous hyenas'. The idea of having sweaty, man to man sex in front of the gay icon herself was overwhelming, they complied, Anna Nicole seduced the men, they were clay to be molded by Mistress Smith's pudgy little fingers….

Allegations are floating around from reliable sources that Anna Nicole did in fact videotape Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern and it became a regular viewing tape
for Anna Nicole.

An Anna Nicole Smith nanny, who wishes to remain anonymous, has come forward to claim she has a copy of the tape and is interested in negotiating with video distribution companies. The nanny said: "ges, I see Miss Anna watching tape many time, It was the one she like, gess, the best, she want me to watch too, but I no like. We make copy so the staff can laugh, that all."

So, apparently there may be a bidding war over this one. Only time will tell.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
09.12.07

Original Spoof story HERE!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Anonymous said…
Well I for one am willing to give up my big gulp bag of MM's if it will help the cause
Anonymous said…
Cliff Bastedo (bastedoc@weight-watchers.com).
Here is the one to write to weight watcher and tell them how mean TMZ let sternoids be to Vergie ..
Anonymous said…
I know that was Barth Bag underneath that black burka the same snarky eyes
plus she was wearing a matching black sling on one arm
You know the same one she claimed she injured from holding Dannielynn so much
Please Mr. Bush - this woman needs to go to Gitmo
do not pass go
do not collect $200
Anonymous said…
I hope Virgie ends up with Dannielynn and ALL the money!!! Plus whatever else she deserves!!! That would be a HAPPY DAY!!!
Anonymous said…
Kerry
googled walmarts, they do not carry purple spray paint
please advise
Anonymous said…
If Vergie buries that bastard stern
We will certainly reward her efforts
Anonymous said…
Marshall Family said...
If Vergie buries that bastard stern
We will certainly reward her efforts

They should not be aearded one cent.That baby is not a Marshall.
Anonymous said…
Carolyn-I hung up my work clothes last year-25 In the Army and 20 civilian sector figure that is enough.But I still like to get involved in various things to include this saga.I believe like I mentioned to Kerry think Lucas is still around under different handle.You have 70 million Veterans that have no use for criminals that is 20% of all voters.
Anonymous said…
Just writing M&MS will not do much if we do not write all of their sponsers. People will always eat M&Ms regardless. I lost all respect for Entertainment Tonight.
Anonymous said…
Peggy
I wrote to Entertainment Tonight repeatedly and they do not care. We have to write the sponsors of the show.
I think E T is in this up to their eyeballs.
Retired Soldiers
Carolyn = Einstein
Anonymous said…
Peggy said...
Just writing M&MS will not do much if we do not write all of their sponsers. People will always eat M&Ms regardless. I lost all respect for Entertainment Tonight

Peggy , I agree also write to teh E channel about that horrible show .
Anonymous said…
Anna named her baby Hannah Hope Marshall. Marshall was Anna's last name when she gave birth. Birkhead left it on there for the Marshall money. Any other real man would have not wanted his baby to have another mans name!! Period!
Anonymous said…
It's either that or purple spray paint on our behinds
And I for one am not looking forward to having Kerry write that message across our butts.
We all know how well Kerry spells
it will come out looking something like this
Ivean kiss or asps
Anonymous said…
You have 70 million Veterans that have no use for criminals that is 20% of all voters.

70 million of veterans that fought for my freedom of speech that Mr.Stern thinks he can take away.
I miss Lucas too.
Anonymous said…
I will Kerry.
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
It's either that or purple spray paint on our behinds
And I for one am not looking forward to having Kerry write that message across our butts.
We all know how well Kerry spells
it will come out looking something like this
Ivean kiss or asps

8:24 PM

Ha ha .. I am just going to cover your whole ass that should take up 4 cans...
Anonymous said…
Carolyn-Kerry-Either the Veterans of Foreign Wars VFW or American Legion .You can also go to FreedomTeamSalute.com to honor any Army veteran.They publish a magazine every month.Heard you made Colonel -Congrads Mam!
Anonymous said…
Peggy said...
Anna named her baby Hannah Hope Marshall. Marshall was Anna's last name when she gave birth. Birkhead left it on there for the Marshall money. Any other real man would have not wanted his baby to have another mans name!! Period!

that is 100% true, What a creep.
Anonymous said…
retired soldier said...
Carolyn-Kerry-Either the Veterans of Foreign Wars VFW or American Legion .You can also go to FreedomTeamSalute.com to honor any Army veteran.They publish a magazine every month.Heard you made Colonel -Congrads Mam!

8:25 PM

My dad was in the Korean war. He was in the air force.
Anonymous said…
Geeze...took a long time to get to 7:54pm! You guys are cracking me up--all except for GIAMAN who has some serious mental issues (and we don't need a fingerprint expert to figure who that one was from). I guess it was someone trying to bury the posts about Daniel's death photos and Larry's Splash shots.

Any news from the Bahamas today?

PS--Montel was GREAT! So glad I got TIVO...and so glad to see Montel invited them.
Anonymous said…
PS--Montel was GREAT! So glad I got TIVO...and so glad to see Montel invited them.

Hey Hardrock , I thought Rita did great and looked Credible
Anonymous said…
I think objective is good-but let me run this by all you lovely Ladies.Who would you say watches Reality shows especially one with Larry and the Baby-this is Football season-plus do not think that many guys going to watch it.Just a suggestion mind you but let E spend the money then let the show get canceled as a result of low ratings as you can contact all the major papers.
Anonymous said…
How do you get to Ritas blog??? Is it up yet?
Anonymous said…
retired soldier...

Larry is hoping that the "midwest housewives" watch.

Well, I've got news for him.
Anonymous said…
Peggy said...
How do you get to Ritas blog??? Is it up yet?

8:33 PM

Peg, It was suppose to be running the 14th . I just do not want to go on tmz.

Retired Solider , Yes a real man like yourself and my husband would not watch it but I hate to see Larry make anymore money off that baby. If Larry wants to make an ass of himself so be it , but leave the baby behind .
Anonymous said…
Peggy said...
Just writing M&MS will not do much if we do not write all of their sponsers. People will always eat M&Ms regardless. I lost all respect for Entertainment Tonight

***********************************

You people are way to funny, I will let my boss know about this site and let them see what nuts are e-mailing us. They will be highly entertained. Do you really think that us who work for M & M would take anything that a bunch of blog people have to say. A bunch of wanna be's. YA RIGHT
Anonymous said…
You people are way to funny, I will let my boss know about this site and let them see what nuts are e-mailing us. They will be highly entertained. Do you really think that us who work for M & M would take anything that a bunch of blog people have to say. A bunch of wanna be's. YA RIGHT

8:36 PM

You do not work for M&M you work for Stern . The jig is up no screw and go back to TMZ>>>
Anonymous said…
and here I thought people at M&M were stirring chocolate and packing bags this time of night. I had no idea they would be alerted to this e-mail so quickly.

Go to bed, Larry, get some rest.
Anonymous said…
You do not work for M&M you work for Stern . The jig is up no screw and go back to TMZ
***********************************

Right back at you, DUMMY
Anonymous said…
Shiny said...
and here I thought people at M&M were stirring chocolate and packing bags this time of night. I had no idea they would be alerted to this e-mail so quickly.

Go to bed, Larry, get some rest.

8:38 PM

Bonnie might be.. Her perverted chocolates laced with the left over methadone.
Anonymous said…
Luminous tape-you can peel it off afterwards.
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
You do not work for M&M you work for Stern . The jig is up no screw and go back to TMZ
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Right back at you, DUMMY

8:38 PM

Ewww! You scary badass you !!
Anonymous said…
Might be Kerry, but that is Larry's style.
Anonymous said…
Kerry-
I'm impressed with Rita's book--she did a great job. I love the fact that she's telling them to "Bring It!"

We should keep challenging them to do just that--

FILE THAT LAWSUIT, LOSERS

Oh...N.E. said they haven't been sued yet, right? By my watch, there's not too much time left for that libel suit to be filed.
Anonymous said…
Your not to smart behind the hard rock are you
Anonymous said…
Behind the HardRock said...
Kerry-
I'm impressed with Rita's book--she did a great job. I love the fact that she's telling them to "Bring It!"

We should keep challenging them to do just that--

FILE THAT LAWSUIT, LOSERS

Oh...N.E. said they haven't been sued yet, right? By my watch, there's not too much time left for that libel suit to be filed.

8:40 PM

Larry might sue , Howard is not that stupid .
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...

Your not to smart behind the hard rock are you

At least she uses punctuation.. All you did was post a nasty comment and run back to your mommies skirt...
Anonymous said…
well great, now howie's here.
Anonymous said…
Kerry-Let E blow the money-You honestly think that show would make it-we can blow them out with the American Public-we are just a small group here but rest assured is millions of Americans that watch the news and read.Not that many mature women are going to want to watch Larry either!Also Rita keeps tabs and has great connections.I would not worry about sponsors-they will depart when show bombs and it will.
Anonymous said…
Peg, It was suppose to be running the 14th . I just do not want to go on tmz.
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Kerry, I thought maybe she was going to have a blog on her own site.

========================
As far as M&MS, It is nothing personal with them. It is Entertainment Tonight, so be sure and tell them that!!! Whoever you are!!
Anonymous said…
You people are way to funny, I will let my boss know about this site and let them see what nuts are e-mailing us. They will be highly entertained. Do you really think that us who work for M & M would take anything that a bunch of blog people have to say. A bunch of wanna be's. YA RIGHT
-----------------
Did you talk to Harvey yet Ivan?

What did he say?
Anonymous said…
Shiny-I agree.Let E spend the money-when no one watches it bombs away-all networks go by ratings.Larry mutters to much anyhow.
Anonymous said…
I don't know retired soldeir it's like rubber necking at an accident
Anonymous said…
Hey here's a scoop that is not out there yet

The woman going into Moes room worked for the South Florida Ice delivery service.
Anonymous said…
Who would watch this show ha ha this is a joke right. Can you say FLOP.
Anonymous said…
anonymous
Never know might be popular fare amongst the prison population
Anonymous said…
When Rita was talking today on the Montel show, Montel kept talking abou thow nobody called 911 and if you noticed Rita kept saying Anna had a pungent odor ? Anna was dehydrated and had no urine. she also said that Howard complained about the odor from the sheets . Now why would Howard howard sleep on rancid sheets? They never called for maid service ?
Anonymous said…
'Cause they knew they screwed the pooch and didn't want to get in trouble?
Could that be right Kerry?
Anonymous said…
Also I think Howard ate sugar pie
Anonymous said…
Hey James
Put up another thread for us. If there is no news just make something up we don't care!!!!!!
Anonymous said…
'Cause they knew they screwed the pooch and didn't want to get in trouble?
Could that be right Kerry?

what are you smoking tonight ? They screwed the pooch ??
Anonymous said…
Who screwed the pooch larry or howard?
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
Who screwed the pooch larry or howard?

9:12 PM

I think Carolyn is on a mushroom trip
Anonymous said…
I am glad you finally see Birkhead for what he is. I could not believe it took you soon long lol. Think back remember what happened right after the Flordia court.
Anonymous said…
Whack A Mole said...
Anonymous said...

Your not to smart behind the hard rock are you

At least she uses punctuation.. All you did was post a nasty comment and run back to your mommies skirt...
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OOOOOOOOOO I'm shacking in my boots whack
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
I am glad you finally see Birkhead for what he is. I could not believe it took you soon long lol. Think back remember what happened right after the Flordia court.

9:14 PM

I have to admit it I was a huge supporter . I am so ashamed...
Anonymous said…
Kerry said...
Anonymous said...
I am glad you finally see Birkhead for what he is. I could not believe it took you soon long lol. Think back remember what happened right after the Flordia court.

9:14 PM

I have to admit it I was a huge supporter . I am so ashamed...
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I'd be ashamed if I was you also Kerry
Anonymous said…
OOOOOOOOOO I'm shacking in my boots whack
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Did the whip come free with each pair purchased
Anonymous said…
and what is a shacking
is it another one of those crazy S&M terms you people use
Anonymous said…
Kerry lol I have to admit grow up in a family who pratice pyschology for a living. I had the edge lol
Anonymous said…
I grew up in a family of paid assasins.
Anonymous said…
carolyn said...
OOOOOOOOOO I'm shacking in my boots whack
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Did the whip come free with each pair purchased
**********************************

You should know carolyn, you told me where to get them.
Anonymous said…
Good come back
witty and erudite


please at least put some effort into it.
Anonymous said…
shiny said...
I grew up in a family of paid assasins.
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Let's start a fund
Do they give discount rates to family members
Anonymous said…
ah hell naw...

busting out the "yo momma's"

LMAO
Anonymous said…
Kerry i always like your lividity comments. right on the money.
Anonymous said…
for you carolyn

you get the discount package including a concealed carry permit!
Anonymous said…
Dang shiny

How bout discount rate for a whole group
Anonymous said…
hot dang
Me and miss Suzanne will be packing heat come October
Anonymous said…
I know some people...
Anonymous said…
who know some people
Anonymous said…
I got into the paid assasin work purely by accident. I was a stay at home mom, and my kids were getting older. I didn't want to go back into the corporate world, but until the kids were all out of the house and in college, I needed something part time, that would allow me to grow my hours, while staying as flexible as I could for the kids.

Being a paid assasin allowed that. I got to earn an income to support my family, and my kids are all headed to great ivy league schools.

I recommend it for all!
Anonymous said…
Way I hear it Bonnie does the shacking which makes her the shacker
and butterfly recieves the shacking which makes her the shackee
Anonymous said…
doesn't shakee sell vitamins?

oh wait...that's ShackLee!

my bad.
Anonymous said…
was bonnie on ah web page. She made a strange comment about howard love for the baby.
Anonymous said…
Well you know shiny
some people just need killing

and someone has to do it
why not earn a little milk money on the side
Anonymous said…
bonnie and strange comment are redundant
Anonymous said…
lol
Anonymous said…
Fart Bald Harris
Anonymous said…
and my kids are the ultimate winners of my little stay at home mom project, and after all, isn't that is what is important?
Anonymous said…
What about Barth Bag
Does she shackle with the gals?
Anonymous said…
Yes
The children always come first shiny!
Anonymous said…
And Boots there just like to watch
Anonymous said…
it's what Anna wanted
Anonymous said…
and ankles gets it all on video for later blackmail
money in the bank and a win win situation for everyone
Anonymous said…
shiny
I'm confused the assasin or the shacking?
Anonymous said…
LOL...

She wanted my kids in ivy league schools!!!

by hook or crook....

or silencer
Anonymous said…
By the way
I really dislike Barth Bag
what's the story on the Burka babe?
Anonymous said…
she likes herself a whole lot. bragged to me bout some stuff that I have since found out was false. looking for her 15 minutes. wants to be the new nancy grace.

I was as shocked as anyone. (snicker)

ugh
Krimeny said…
What a crime that Birkhead could get his own show when Rita doesn't have one. She's already one thousand times more entertaining than he ever was....
Girl Next Door said…
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/r_m/2007/09/14/2007-09-14_guard_larry_birkhead_posed_at_anna_nicol.html

Larry poses at Anna and Daniels grave.How disgusting.
Anonymous said…
this is sickening...Rita..someday dannielynn will thank you and the many of us demanding an inquest for her brother and justice for both her mommy and brother...i wonder what the boys will say is the reasons why they fought the inquest but took the time to try to sue everyone who wants it to happen...i dont fear her reading anything i've typed..she will know then that i cared about her brother and her...thanks rita...larry you are an idiot...if you get a show i know if will fail as most people are furious for being had by you...pay deb..she deserves every dime..i just hope she can sleep at night for the knight in shining armor she made you to be ...
Anonymous said…
Seminole leaders and officials at the tribe's Hard Rock resort have let out a collective sigh of relief.

Why? The first of several upcoming books about Anna Nicole Smith's last hours before OD'ing at the Hollywood hotel leaves the tribe and its business crown jewel relatively unscathed. The Marilyn Monroe wanna-be was found unconscious in her room there shortly after 1 p.m. Feb. 8 and was pronounced dead less than two hours later.





And while the advance hype for former TV host Rita Cosby's Blonde Ambition focused on the alleged sex between ANS hangers-on Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead, the book points out one interesting oddity: Emergency services cannot be called directly from a room at the hotel-casino. The book delves into how a guest in trouble needs to call the operator first, who in turn calls several hotel officials, including the director of operations, before dialing 911.

Precious emergency minutes wasted?

"Our emergency procedure was followed every step of the way," said tribe spokesman Gary Bitner.

"In every case, hotel security first goes to the room for immediate help and an assessment of the situation."

Actually, Cosby writes about the potentially life-saving minutes ticking away as ANS' entourage tried to figure out what to do as she lay dying.

It took nearly 40 more minutes of calls between Smith's bodyguard and nurse and Stern and the hotel's VIP liaison before emergency services were finally notified.

Whose fault? "The hotel found itself in a delicate situation," Bitner said. "But the book's focus is more on the behavior of Anna Nicole Smith's associates, not the hotel..



http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2007/09/14/s2a_jose_col_0914.html
Anonymous said…
Interesting aticle on child labor on realty shows...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/show-accused-of-exploiting-children/2007/08/27/1188067034652.html
Anonymous said…
Howard: "She was my reason for going on"
What's keeping you here Howard? Why don't you join her?
Mark Steins interview with Howard is flowing along like Anna's did.. *the hint of suicide..
Howard is next.
Why don't he just hurry up, his life is over. He only has a miserable existence.
No one in this world will ever trust him again. NO one..
It will ALWAYS be back in their heads that .. he possibly did do it..
Girl Next Door said…
Howard needs to off himself. oh wait, he loves money more than he loved Anna.His sadness is an act.
Girl Next Door said…
Howard is crying all the way to the banks.....off shore banks.........
Girl Next Door said…
He dosen't give a shit about Anna dying. That was proved in Rita's book when they call him at the boat dealership and he took his time getting off the phone, getting to the car.....He didn't throw down the phone run to the car, drive like a bat out of hell nooooooooooooo 911 called at 1:38pm...Says it alll.
Girl Next Door said…
Taz said she thought Anna had been dead for hours: purple and blue, jaw stiff with rigor mortis....Anna died the night before. MO
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
Howard: "She was my reason for going on"
What's keeping you here Howard? Why don't you join her?


Where have I seen this same sad "ACTING" Howard and these same words? On ET of course. Yes, howard showed the same somber face on a plane less than 24 hours after Anna died. When he it had just come out about all the drugs that killed Anna were in Howard's name, he was back on ET with this same story, "Anna was my life I don't know how I'll make it without her" Once the DNA was about to be released, we saw it again on ET, all the family, Momma Bea and aunt Bon Bon too. "Dannielynn is my life, I dot know how I will make it without her, she is all I have left"
Yes, it seems Howard uses these ET opportunities each time something new comes out about Howard and his web of lies.
Anonymous said…
And trying to make sense out of something that she's -- that she never verified in the first place. And what I'll say about that is I've never accused Howard Stern of money-laundering. I've never accused him of being responsible for Howard or Anna's death. And Howard and I have not always seen eye to eye. That's obvious and you can rewind probably a million tapes where we went, you know, against each other in the press and, you know, in court.

And, you know, there's -- there's no secret deals. There's no side deals. And what I decided to do was put my daughter's best interests, you know, in mind, contrary to what Miss. Cosby says. And that's to stop all these fights, stop all these feuds.


http://video.accesshollywood.com/player/?id=85362

What a liar this boy has become!He really contradicts himself. How do you sleep at night Larry?
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...

Your not to smart behind the hard rock are you

8:44 PM
__________________________
"your" not "to" smart yourself, skippy.

I'd say Howard and Larry are not "to" smart either because they went to the airwaves to scream SUE before they found out how much Rita revealed in that book. I guess they've backed themselves into a corner now with all their hot air.
Anonymous said…
Howard K. Stern ruins everyone’s life that he is in. Howard is manipulating and narcissistic. He only cares for himself; has no concern, compassion, or decency about him.I wish Anna had gotten away from Stern’s clutches.Larry is now in the cluthces of Stern but now there is a little baby that is there too. Somebody need to get rid of Stern and wake Larry up.
Anonymous said…
Kerry said...
And trying to make sense out of something that she's -- that she never verified in the first place.


And, you know

and, you know

and you know

boy he stutters a lot.
and, you know.
Anonymous said…
bonniemunster said...
Kerry said...
And trying to make sense out of something that she's -- that she never verified in the first place.


And, you know

and, you know

and you know

boy he stutters a lot.
and, you know.

9:37 AM

Watch the way he fumbles around and van not look at the screen. He is a nervous wreck . I think Larry might feel bad about lying? Either that or he just sucks at it.
Anonymous said…
Later, the video captures the following exchange:

Howard: “This footage is worth money.”

Anna Nicole: “Why? What footage?”

Howard: “This thing you’re looking into --”

Anna Nicole: “It’s a camera.”

Howard: “Exactly.”
Anonymous said…
Remember when this tape was first revealed some of us speculated what that exchange meant? How would that tape be worth a lot of money? Blackmail?

Now I'm wondering about the wire transfers and forged checks. Did Anna know that was taking place?
Anonymous said…
What if Anna didn't know that the money was going to other accounts?

When was that suit filed against Trimspa (and it's my understanding that Anna was also personally named)?
Anonymous said…
Alex Katz
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Chatsworth, CA 91311

Model Age & Record Keeping Information
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Is this the same Alex Katz that the perscriptions were under? He keeps records of porn? I am wondering if it was Dr. E who was his friend or Anna?
Anonymous said…
I have to go clean and get some things done .. See you guys later on .
Anonymous said…
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Access Hollywood | Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against Anna Nicole & Trimspa | Celebrity and Hollywood News Associated Press
Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against Anna Nicole & Trimspa

LOS ANGELES (February 6, 2007) -- Anna Nicole Smith and TrimSpa Inc. have been sued in a class-action lawsuit alleging their marketing of a weight-loss pill is false or misleading.

Janet Luna and three people identified as her guardians were named in a lawsuit filed Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court. The lawsuit alleges deceptive business practices and a violation of California's unfair competition law.

They are asking for unspecified damages, restitution and an injunction preventing Smith and New Jersey-based TrimSpa, maker of TrimSpa X32, from making claims that users of the pills can lose substantial amounts of weight.

Smith, 39, has endorsed TrimSpa and is a spokeswoman.

Messages left with Joseph Farzam, an attorney for the plaintiff, and Ron Rale, Smith's lawyer, weren't immediately returned early Tuesday.

Last month, the Federal Trade Commission announced TrimSpa would pay $1.5 million to settle allegations that the diet-products company's weight-loss claims were unsubstantiated.

TrimSpa released a statement following the announcement saying it supported actions to clean up the weight-loss industry, but disputed the federal agency's allegation that a handful of TrimSpa advertisements that ran in 2003 and 2004 had insufficient substantiation.

TrimSpa also disagreed with any inference that its X32 product has no scientific support.
Anonymous said…
You know Stern does this on ET thinking the whole world is watching! I wonder how many people watch this. they are probably watching the news after they get off work. Maybe 30% of Americans really get into the entertainment news. If that.
Anonymous said…
Ladies-Now here is an original response from butterfly -I can not blog on TMZ cause I made a remarke about her being splattered on a windshield.Unbelievable-let me see how about all the profanity directed directed at all of us every day by the Stern Group.What about racist remarks.They forgot all that.I have no desire to ever blog again on TMZ after seeing chicken Harvey at work.And butterfly I not only hope you get run over by a tank but they pick up the remains and fire you into the atmosphere.Oh and I am back Husband is much better thanks ever so much to all of you.
Anonymous said…
Packing heat-"Do not shoot your eye out "Whom is going to carry the Red Ryder BB gun? I can just picture you and Suzanne walking down street.Too funny.I see we have a a hit woman-never met one of those before-how are you?
Anonymous said…
Virgie - have you called Jenny yet?
Anonymous said…
I think that Virgie is a fat slob! That woman needs to buy herself a few dozen donuts and stuff them in her face till she blows up! Virgie dont' forget to take Splash with you . Tell them to take a shovel along. That will be a very large splat!
Anonymous said…
She should bring rotten.com instead of Splash, they like the grotesque.
Anonymous said…
lady justice does not look at the weight of a person, she looks at the weight of the evidence in a case. saying unkind words about anna's mom will not divert the attention for stern, birkea it will only put the big spot light on them more.
Anonymous said…
it is not normal to hate a person mother my guess is there is a hidden agenda with these folks. we are not buying what you are peddling.
Anonymous said…
who said anything about hate?
Anonymous said…
What a lovely birthday present Virgie gave Danielynn - a book degrading her father written by Rita Cosby and endorsed by 'dear ole granny".
Anonymous said…
will not engage with folks with hidden agenda have a nice day
Anonymous said…
Now that's funny - "anonymous" won't engage with folks with a hidden agenda........pot calling kettle
black! LMAO!
Anonymous said…
um hum um hum um hum
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...

um hum um hum um hum
----------------------------------

You sound just like Rita...
Anonymous said…
You're quick! I was playing the new mystery game "Name That Author". (tabloid journalist in Rita's case)
Anonymous said…
.....and more of Rita's famous words.....um hum um hum um hum......
Anonymous said…
LMAO
Anonymous said…
pass it on - banned sisters all
going to Rosie's blog. C-ya!
Anonymous said…
Stern & Co. feel desperately fearful of Mrs. Arthur - why?
Girl Next Door said…
NO Banned Sister is at the Rosie Blog.
Girl Next Door said…
Cause Virgie has it all.
Anonymous said…
Yeah, virgie has it all.......
All what? All that weight to haul around......LOL
Anonymous said…
um, I think she meant Virgie WANTS it all..........
Girl Next Door said…
Virgie has all that Stern and Larry want back. LOL
Anonymous said…
Yeah I think you're right - cha-ching!!! $$$$
Girl Next Door said…
Yeah, lol. The tape. The "needle". The pics of Daniel DEAD that lovin' Stern took.. LOL Oh and that is NOT all, there is a lot more. so LOL on you.
Anonymous said…
Mr. Wood should sue Stern's bloggers-supporters. They make Stern look so bad... Stupid sado-satanic supporters of Stern. $$$$$
Anonymous said…
can someone post the link to the cave?

BHR
Anonymous said…
The 'book' that virgie was a source on will be such a lovely momento for Danielynn......ew........
Anonymous said…
Rita publishes trash.....to help Danielyn? um hum
Girl Next Door said…
You are not Behind the HardRock or you would have the link already. It's a locked room and you can't get in unless you are approved. If you are HR you will have what you need to get in.
Anonymous said…
Hard Rock -
Send email to Whack...
Anonymous said…
www.kissvirgiesbutt.com
Girl Next Door said…
Larry and Stern are the ones that are ruining Dannielynns' life with all their using and abusing drugs and exploiting Dannielynn.
Anonymous said…
Heather--tis me---I can't get my mail where I have the link.

Squirrel

(PS..thanks for being careful, I see there are non-friends among us...lol) Hopefully I'll get in soon... Don't want a security breach from these people...
Anonymous said…
um hum um hum........just buy the book.........um hum um hum.......buy the book.....um hum
Girl Next Door said…
Hr....BannedSisters@comcast,net.


sorry!
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
I think that Virgie is a fat slob! That woman needs to buy herself a few dozen donuts and stuff them in her face till she blows up! Virgie dont' forget to take Splash with you . Tell them to take a shovel along. That will be a very large splat!

Funny you should write that, I just received this from Weight Watchers thatr I wrote them about their ads on TMZ and ET ...

Thank you for lettiing me know this. We actually have a third party running ads and are not always aware of what they are putting on. If you see it again, I'd appreciate it if you'd send it to me.

Regards,
Lori

Lori Shecter
Director of Sales
212-817-4308

SHe is very nice an upset for I talked to her . lshecter@weightwatchers.com So write or Call her /
Anonymous said…
diversons tatic not working. We can see right through you.
Anonymous said…
um hum...secuity breach in a chat room with Kerry?...um hum um hum..lol
Anonymous said…
excuse me could someone buy me some donuts---I is hungry
Anonymous said…
all you can eat said...
Yeah, virgie has it all.......
All what? All that weight to haul around......LOL

2:48 PM

I will tell you what she had more class than Howard or Larry.
You douchebag!
Girl Next Door said…
I did buy the book and I love the book. The book is the best thing that happened to Dannielynn. The book is the worst thing that happened to Stern.The book is the worst thing that happened to Larry.

LB+HKS suck d*cks! CREEPS!
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
um hum...secuity breach in a chat room with Kerry?...um hum um hum..lol

Yes someone call security a sternoid got in. An exterminator will do as well.
Girl Next Door said…
Thanks kerry!
Anonymous said…
did buy the book and I love the book. The book is the best thing that happened to Dannielynn. The book is the worst thing that happened to Stern.The book is the worst thing that happened to Larry.

LB+HKS suck d*cks! CREEPS!

3:04 PM

Dee, I think Howard sucked Larry?
I am sure Larry has sucked a few in his day also.
Anonymous said…
having a mail malfunction so can email either right now. I'll keep trying, hopefully get in soon.

Fella
Anonymous said…
Hard Rock -
I don't know what to tell other than use the above mentioned email that
dee posted. Cause you'd have to have your password to get in...
Let me know if there's anything else I could try.
Girl Next Door said…
I'm sure too but Larry is a coward and and is freaking out over the "queer" issue...Queer is the word that Larry used.
Anonymous said…
I am still waiting toi hear from Jenny Craig for I forwarded them all theat was written about Mrs.Arthur and I hope they will pull their ADS as well.
Anonymous said…
Hard Rock - go to Court Tv's chat and use that name - I will pm you the link to the cave. Let me know you get this first.

Gerbil
Girl Next Door said…
HardRock, I'll go get Whack.
Girl Next Door said…
Never mind if Gerbil is going to CTV.
Anonymous said…
dee, she's not in the cave.
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
The 'book' that virgie was a source on will be such a lovely momento for Danielynn......ew........

2:55 PM

Yes and the two men in it make such lovely role models. YOU friggin Moron.
Anonymous said…
Anonymous said...
Rita publishes trash.....to help Danielyn? um hum

2:57 PM

I think it was to help find out why Dannilynn's Mother and Brother are dead.
Anonymous said…
HR - you still here?
Anonymous said…
Thanks, fellas! I'm going to CTV..hopefully ? lol

Can't figure out my problem here. Gerbil, I can clue you in on who I am. Yes, I know my password for the link...be right there

You guys are so nice..thanks!
Anonymous said…
ok,HR, I'm going to CTV now...
Anonymous said…
E! Entertainment Television, Inc. (owned by Comcast)
Address: 5750 Wilshire Blvd.Los Angeles, CA 90036
Phone: 323-954-2400
Fax: 323-954-2661 / 2660

Key People
- President and CEO: Ted Harbert
- CFO: Steve Dolcemaschio
- SVP Marketing and Communications: Suzanne Kolb


Please take some time out to contact the above and tell them you would not like to see Dannilynn pimped out by those jerks anymore.. Thanks
Anonymous said…
DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T ADOPT, JUDGE RULES IN LOCAL CASE
By Melissa E. Holsman staff writer for the Stuart News
Jan 4, 2002, 5:13pm

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Stuart News/Port St. Lucie News (FL)
January 4, 2002
Section: A Section
Edition: Martin County
Page: A1


DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T ADOPT, JUDGE RULES IN LOCAL CASE
Melissa E. Holsman staff writer

STUART - Ruling that dead people can't adopt, a Martin County judge on Thursday overturned the adoption of a Jensen Beach woman by her 89-year-old uncle.


Circuit Judge William Roby ruled that when Joseph DiPace died Nov. 18, 2000, the proceedings he'd started to adopt Shirley DiPace, 58, his niece through marriage, should have ended.

Instead, Circuit Judge Steven Levin granted the adoption three days after DiPace's death, making Shirley DiPace the dead man's daughter.

"The adoption is void; it was void the minute it was signed," Roby said, "because dead people can't adopt."

Roby based his decision on a case from the Fourth District Court of Appeal, which ruled in 1983 that an adoption can't be granted if the adopting parent dies before the decree is issued.

"It is a personal relationship, shared between one capable of adopting and one capable of being adopted and . . . that both the adopting parent and the adopting child be living at the time such relationship came into being," Roby quoted from the appeals court.

The ruling was heartbreaking for Shirley DiPace, who knew Joseph DiPace for more than 33 years and saw him almost daily the last years of his life.

She said her uncle - a chemical engineering executive with Union Carbide who traveled the world, enjoyed a good martini before dinner and spoke Italian, French and Japanese - made it clear before his death that he wanted her to be his daughter.

"Joe paid a lot of money to good attorneys, and we had very good judges, and you would certainly not suspect that something like this would happen," DiPace said. "It meant to him that I was his daughter."

Joseph DiPace attended Bucknell University and received a master's degree from Princeton University before working on the Manhattan Project in New Mexico, which developed the first atomic bomb, Shirley DiPace said.

"He was brilliant; he read three newspapers a day," DiPace recalled. "He was big into politics and very opinionated. He was up on everything."

Stuart attorney William Ponsoldt, hired in February by eight of Joseph DiPace's relatives, filed Thursday's motion to have the adoption set aside.

Ponsoldt said Roby made the correct ruling.

"He did what the law required. . . . They should have never had tried to do the adoption after he died," Ponsoldt said. "Because let's face it, the guy was dead. It wasn't as if he was going to give her any sort of love or affection.

"He wasn't going to be able to take care of her. The only reason that adoption went forward is because she was trying to get money," he added.

During the hearing, Roby indicated that Levin had not been provided with appropriate case law when he approved the post-death adoption last year.

"He relied upon the case law given to him, and it was wrong to go forward with the adoption . . . when the case law is absolutely clear that dead people can't adopt," he said. "I think it would be a fundamental error for me not to void this ruling."

DiPace appeared disappointed with Roby's reasoning.

"The judge signed it (last year) saying, 'absolutely, all done.' And another judge can say 'oh no,'" she said. "That simply isn't fair. I understand that mistakes are made, but this is kind of huge. If you are a judge, you should know the law."


The adoption became an issue after several of Joseph DiPace's out-of-state relatives contested changes he made to his will, leaving Shirley DiPace as the trustee and beneficiary of the bulk of his estate.

Also at issue was the legal question of whether the adoption of Shirley DiPace would have made her not only Joseph DiPace's daughter, but also the legal daughter of his deceased wife, Jeannette, who had made Joseph DiPace trustee of an $800,000 trust after her death in 1996.

After the November adoption, Shirley DiPace became the trustee and main beneficiary of the Joseph DiPace and Jeannette DiPace trusts, which represented approximately $1.3 million, according to court records.

Kenneth Scherer and M. Krista Barth, Shirley DiPace's Palm Beach Gardens attorneys, said it was too soon to tell whether they would appeal Roby's decision.

"What we have to do is just kind of sit back and decide what we will do," Scherer said. "I don't know what we are going to do."

Meanwhile, Ponsoldt said he and his clients will continue with a lawsuit filed in Martin County Circuit Court that claims Shirley DiPace exerted "undue influence" over Joseph DiPace in convincing him to change his will and then improperly converted the funds to her own use.

The suit also argues that changes made to DiPace's trust before his death were invalid because he was "feeble minded" and "was not of sufficient mental capacity to understand the ramifications of his actions."

"We think he was unduly influenced," Ponsoldt said. "We think that his actions were controlled by Shirley."

DiPace countered that the plaintiffs in the case ignored Joseph DiPace for decades and "could not even afford a stamp to send him a birthday card."

"These people didn't even want to be bothered with him, which is the hardest part to swallow, and it hurt him to no end," DiPace said. "He signed that petition for the adoption, and you know what he said to me? 'Today is the happiest day of my life. You can now call me Pop.' And I live with that. . . . It made him happy."

© Copyright 2002 WPL Trial Attorneys L.L.P.
Anonymous said…
Gerbil--
Been looking for you all week!

I'm having problems going to any other link than this one for some reason. I may have to reboot and try again.

Don't go anywhere Gerbil!
Thanks, Dee!

(finger)
Anonymous said…
Unfortunately, the "momento" poor Dannielynn has to live with the rest of her youth is none other than the two men who it now appears were having a lovers quarrel over who got the baby that grew in Anna's womb so they could ruthlessly promote the child as a material commodity without any concern for her long-term physical and psychological wellbeing!

Ask any sound psychologist what they think of this situation, and they'll tell you she has a very slim chance of not being long-term psychologically damaged by this duo or even surviving physically in the big picture. Hey, Stern, only you and your Sperm Donor are responsible for how this child turns out at age 16 years!
Anonymous said…
HR -
I'm in the Court TV Chat as "gerbil" right now. Hurry it's boring as hell.......LOL