I keep reading about Brandon Davis, the rich heir to the Marvin Davis oil fortune. I keep reading about him partying too much and in and out of rehab. I keep reading about his fight with Lindsay Lohan (Hell I fight with her too) and his late nights in the clubs. I saw him a few months ago very cozy with an older woman, Drew Barrymore's mother, Jaid! He's rich, good looking and has a substance problem. Why is anybody writing about this guy? And better yet, Why Am I?