LOSER JENNIFER ANISTON ON PREGNANCY

Bitch Jennifer Aniston is ready to become a mother, but she fears the magazines have ruined her good news when it comes. The former un-friendly actress, who is currently dating rocker John Mayer, is begging gossips and columnists to stop prematurely announcing her pregnancy, because she wants the happy news to be a big deal when she eventually becomes pregnant. She tells Entertainment Weekly magazine, "It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' "Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, mother [bleep]!' "I feel like that's (pregnancy) in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some way."

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Anonymous said…
Why is it that you refer to Jennifer Aniston as "bitch" yet don't call Madonna "skank", "cheater", etc. If we're supposedly putting on labels let's call a spade a spade.
4:37 PM
Anonymous said…
Can't unring the bell.
3:14 AM
Anonymous said…
Jennifer Aniston is just good for tabloids, nothing else. On Acting: Only good for TV, actually only good for friends cause even in 30 Rock, she sucked so bad, they had the lowest ratings when she starred...tsk tsk tsk... On Brad: She should consider herself lucky he loved her at one point, that's a pretty big deal for any woman, and losing him to Angelina Jolie, well I don't know, in the real world it's almost a complement. Let's face it....she is never going to be as pretty, smart, sophisticated and sober as Angelina. On Gossip: Again, without any talent for tv or movies, her only real way to sustain her popularity is through banging smelly comedians or rock starts, or tabloid copy. Lest the paparazzi loses interest in your "plastic-please-don't-photograph-me-or-talk-about-me" image, just be happy with what they do for you. On Oprah: Hasn't she realized, Oprah is the only one on her side cause like Oprah she can't get her man to really finally commit... I actually feel sorry for the dobbie-smokin' tv starlet...I mean someone has got to tell her to just keep her trap shut!
1:20 AM
Anonymous said…
ANGELINA JOLIE ROCKS!! SHE'S THE QUEEN!!!
JENNIFER MANISTON SUCKS!!! BITCH!!!!
4:07 PM
Anonymous said…
FIRST AND FOREMOST ANGELINA IS A DRYED UP OL HUSBAND STEALING TRIFLING MUTT BUCKET!! TALK ABOUT SCHLEPPING WITH MARRIED MEN.. AWESOME THING TO APPLAUD PEOPLE.. THE ONLY REASON WHY SHE GOES ON ADOPTING THOSE EFFIN BRATS( WHICH HE LEAVES WITH NANNIES 90% OF THE TIME) IS SO PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT HER STEALING OR HAVING ON SET AFFAIRS WITH EVERYONES HUSBANDS.. JENNIFER ANNISTON HAS MORE CLASS THAN ANGELINA EVER WILL.. LETS NO FORGET HER FLAUNTING ONROUTE SEX WITH AGAST BILLY BOB THORNTON TO THE OSCARS AND SHOWS UP IN LEATHER PANTS grosss EFFFFF ANGELINA JOLIE!!!
9:33 AM
Anonymous said…
Brad isn't committing to Angie either..father of 6 children with her but no marriage. And there is nothing modest about a woman wearing jewelry worth millions of dollars.
5:29 PM
Anonymous said…
why is jen a bitch!?
Do you know her? NO!
Are you as talented as her? NO!
Are you so beautiful as her? NO!
its so low to call better people than you names!
This blog is f*cking stupid.
4:34 PM
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