JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT GETTING MARRIED AND JOHN MAYER SHOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS

Bitch and un-talented actress Jennifer Aniston's publicist is denying reports she's going to marry musician boyfriend John Mayer. The 39-year-old loser was rumored to have planned a low-key wedding to Mayer, 30, this fall, while Star magazine this week claimed the former "Friends" star is pregnant with the singer's child. But the elaborate reports by celebrity tabloids have been slammed by the star's publicist. Aniston's spokesperson says: "She is not getting married," adding the "headlines are complete fabrications."The pair became romantically linked earlier this year, with Aniston claiming she was happier than ever with her new beau, stating, "Being in love makes you happy."Aniston divorced husband Brad Pitt in 2005, after more than five years of marriage.
Editors Note: John Mayer used to be a nice guy. Now he is pushing for paparazzi laws. We think it's because he is dating this bitch. It's time John got smart and run for the hills from this stuck up excuse of a star !

Comments

Anonymous said…
james im asking you yet again nicely to not be so mean to jen. thanks. it's just ugly..
Anonymous said…
What kind of excuse for a journalist, loser and inept person like you write an awful mediocre blog like this? The only thing that differentiate this crap from the 1 million blogs and gossip websites like this is that you are a stupid misoginystic fag that can't get layed.

You say the most horrible things about women, like Jennifer Aniston and SJP and loooves men. Typical of a poor, ugly, mediocre and incredibly jealous, solitary and celibate fag.

Journalism is diminished because of people like you. I'm ashamed. I'm embarrassed reading this.

Dye bastard! You don't deserve to breathe and eat while children who could be studying and doing somenthing meaningful are starving right now in so many places in the world.
Anonymous said…
The above post contains threats and I hope you will delete it, James.

Happy to disagree with you. James is a wonderful and compassionate friend to those he chooses to associate with. You come to his home tracking in your muck and expect him to greet you warmly? Face reality; it ain't going to happen.

A friendly female
Anonymous said…
unless you have met the star or know her personally, how can you make comments in what is meant to be a journalist blog like this, i'm assuming based on the media and journalism of others much like yourself, also incapable of keeping their biased opinion out of anything they write?
Anonymous said…
Calling jen a bitch all the time is so LOW.
who the hell you think you are.
Anonymous said…
Calling jen a bitch all the time is so LOW.
who the hell you think you are.