BITCH JENNIFER ANISTON NOT DATING MODEL

Hollywood bitch Jennifer Aniston is not dating a male model, according to new media reports. The untalented star was rumored to be romantically involved with model Matt Felker after reportedly splitting from rock star John Mayer. But reports suggest that the 39-year-old has never even met Felker. A source tells celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, "Jennifer's friends think Matt planted this false story to get press for himself. He's apparently done this kind of thing before." Felker, who is most famous for appearing in the video for Britney Spears' hit single "Toxic," was linked to actress Selma Blair last year.

Editors Note: No more e-mails saying we are mean to Jennifer. She has always been a bitch. She never wants to pose, she is rude and we hate her. Any guy that dates her needs to see a shrink. It's all about her and not about anyone around her.