JOE FRANCIS HAS WILD RUDE AWAKENING

Bulldog on the air

PORNO PIONEER JOE FRANCIS is still behind bars in Nevada for tax evasion but still making noise on the airwaves. On Wednesday, Francis and his lawyer DAVE HOUSTON put a call in to syndicated morning radio host BULLDOG and The Rude Awakening show and lambasted his Panama City, Florida antagonists as"backward", "inbred hillbillies", and racist slaveholders. In the clip still available on BulldogRadio.com, the disgraced mogul blasted the Panama City police: "Who could have figured that a bunch of hillbillies with all, y'know, inbred hillbillies would have, um,who probably keep African-American people as slaves, they're so backward down there, would have gotten together and, and been able to pull something like this off. I mean, these people are bad people."Francis claims he was railroaded to his present address, a Nevada jail cell, "by a judge for not settling and paying his ex-law partner seventy million dollars." Francis and his lawyer spend much of the interview with Bulldog explaining and debunking the legal mess he's been in since spring of 2003. They also promoted MeetJoeFrancis.com,where readers can find pictures of Joe as a boy, testimonials from big-shots like DONALD TRUMP, and his version of the legal entanglements."I am probably the only other person other than Guantanamo detainees who have been denied a bail hearing!" Francis says. "The reason for that is that Panama City said I impugn the process of the judicial system."Joe describes his jail cell as "the luxury suite" where he tries to skip most meals. "I try to stay on the phone as much as possible and operate Girls Gone Wild."