THE BLACKWELL WORST DRESSED LIST

Mr. Blackwell has named Victoria Beckham at the top of his 48th annual worst-dressed list. The critic who originated the list in 1960, skewered entertainment's biggest music and Hollywood stars in the latest compilation of fashion follies, including Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson. Insisting it's all in fun to encourage fashion consciousness, Blackwell tore apart Beckham, his No. 1 choice on the list released Tuesday. Blackwell listed the Spice Girls as No. 1 in his 1998 worst-dressed list, deriding the group as "the only spices on the planet that have no taste." No word from the Beckham camp as of yet. Stay Tuned !

The top 10 roll-call of fashion dishonors:

No. 1. Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice - wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."

No. 2. Amy Winehouse — "Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she's part 50's carhop horror."

No. 3. Mary Kate Olsen — "She resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane."

No. 4. Fergie — "Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"

No. 5. Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"

No. 6. Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"

No. 7. Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"

No. 8. Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"

No. 9. Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."

No. 10. Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."