RICK'S CABARET GIRLS DEPRESSED FROM GIANTS
The Girls Of Rick's Cabaret Rick's Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan, will no longer show NY Giants football games on the club's numerous Hi-Def TVs and big screens. "It has become too painful to watch the Giants lose week after week," said Rick's Cabaret Girl Monica. "Nobody throws a party better than Rick's Cabaret--we are all about fun--and it's no fun watching the Giants anymore," explained Rick's Cabaret Girl Lindsay. "We love the Giants, but they get the crowd at our Weekend Football Viewing Parties all depressed." Rick's Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. "There's like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again." Rick's Cabaret Girl Yvonne said, "I've been showing off my new 34Ds...