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A Very Old Troll Derek Hartley

The untold stories of famed photographer James Edstrom and Sirius Radio Hollywood- wannabe-star Derek Hartley of the Derek And Romaine Show. James Edstrom-nice guy-celebrity photographer-always ready to do something good for his friends. Admitted old troll and loyal to the hill, Edstrom always sticks by his friends through thick and thin. Hartley, dis-loyal to everyone and trying to stay young with all the new anti-old-troll tricks that even the oldest troll won't use. Dating guys almost half his age won't hide whats really in the radio shows host heart. If it's makeup you want to know about, it's Derek Hartley. In his effort to try to stay young, Hartley will try it all. Boy toys stopped working for Derek years ago. The Eye Candy just won't do it anymore for the old troll Derek. If Hartley's friend gets beat up by a bouncer at a club, Hartley will stand by and enjoy. Loyalty is nothing to Derek Hartley. James Edstrom far from perfect, a few years older than the very rapidly growing old Hartley, may be wrong at times, but expects loyalty, no matter whos wrong, but Edstrom still sticks by his friends. Hartley expects loyalty but gives none in return. He will sell you out for a high school boys choir. His endless relationship with co-host and sperm banker Romaine Patterson is what divorces are made of. The fast licking Patterson is loyal to the hill while her co-host would sell you out for a quick bottle of Botox. Just ask Perez Hilton. One recent show had Hartley trashing Hilton because he would not do his show anymore, then when the gossip king decided to do the show again, Hartley was kissing his ass all the way to Lindsay's Vodka bottle. Can too gay guys and a lesbian share Times Square ? Your gonna find out !

Comments

Anonymous said…
Why invite this stress into your life? Oil and water will not mix... easily! What's in it for him? He wants a perm and loyal bud? Then you are going to get used... badly.

Don't think you are going to "help" or redeem someone, James. Want be good. :)
9:42 PM
James Edstrom said…
I had to say something as he has been attacking me for over a year. On the air, in his blog etc. I just wanted to write something about what a disloyal friend he is and what a low life he has become. Things like this bother me, because i am very loyal....
9:50 PM
hello said…
I don't understand why you are so bent out of shape. I thought it was all in good fun, but I guess someone lost their sense of humor along the way. Yes, it is true you aren't welcome back at my house as a dinner guest (when you are drunk, your behavior can be, let's say, unpredictable), but I was the one who suggested you to come back on the show next week. If I am so disloyal, why keep having you back as a guest on my radio show? Where is the vitriol for other show hosts who haven't had you back in years? This all seems misplaced and sad.

And the expression is "to the hilt" and there is still only one letter "e" in the word "wannabe"
2:51 AM
James Edstrom said…
I get bent out of shape because every now and then you write something nasty on me in your blog.Since that night when you watched me get beaten to the ground without helping at that stupid club,you have treated me like crap.The old Derek Hartley I used to love before the Sirius radio show went to your head and you got that old Hollywood attitude.I have done everything to try to promote you and Romaine. When I used to be on the show every Tuesday, I got a call from Romaine and Dan and they said I shouldn't do the show anymore because they are sickened at the way you were treating me on the air.As for my holiday visit at your house, you got all upset because Romaine and I were sitting at a old table and it was rocking. You freeked out. We said sorry hundreds of times. Nothing else happened at that party to make you mad at me. No throwing up, no drunk scene, infact I spent most of the time freezing outside smoking cigarettes. Furthermore, you are so mad at me over that table, but you aren't with Romaine. So maybe you have two mistakes against me and the old double standard. Rocking your table and getting beat up at that nightclub. Now lets suppose I was wrong at that nightclub as you insist. The bouncers got me outside and had no right to continue to beat me up and to try to steal my camera.You stood there and watched instead of helping, maybe saying leave him alone, hes had enough. But I forgave you for that night, but afterwards when I was a guest on the show, you were nasty and downright mean, and it was not all in fun like it had been before. Then you called Page Six and said my story was a lie. I remember what I remember about that night. Im sure there are a dozen versions on what happened that night from everyone. But you were out to get me and thats why you called Page Six. Friends are supposed to stay loyal, even sometimes when they are wrong. I got into a fight at a nightclub, big deal. You wrote on your blog last week that you were thrown out of some club. It happens to the best of us.Out of the many times we went out together, nothing ever happened. On another note, you told Perez Hilton I got the New York Post to sue him.There was no need to tell him that as I really liked Perez. I thought he was fun and he made me laugh and now he won't ever speak to me. Besides, Perez has done interviews saying that the New York Post going after him was the best thing to ever happen to him as it made him concentrate on his own brand.So in a way, I helped Perez become who he is today, yet he won't speak to me.Maybe I should have not mentioned Pagesixsixsix to the Post, but look where Perez is today because he became his own brand of gossip and not a fake page six.And I never meant to harm Perez, I only thought he should be his own brand and not work off someone elses.As for other radio shows, I am always a welcomed guest and always asked to come back again. I have many regular radio and Television gigs and will continue to.

James
6:13 PM
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