COMING SOON TO TIMES SQUARE GOSSIP

A Very Old Troll Derek Hartley

The untold stories of famed photographer James Edstrom and Sirius Radio Hollywood- wannabe-star Derek Hartley of the Derek And Romaine Show. James Edstrom-nice guy-celebrity photographer-always ready to do something good for his friends. Admitted old troll and loyal to the hill, Edstrom always sticks by his friends through thick and thin. Hartley, dis-loyal to everyone and trying to stay young with all the new anti-old-troll tricks that even the oldest troll won't use. Dating guys almost half his age won't hide whats really in the radio shows host heart. If it's makeup you want to know about, it's Derek Hartley. In his effort to try to stay young, Hartley will try it all. Boy toys stopped working for Derek years ago. The Eye Candy just won't do it anymore for the old troll Derek. If Hartley's friend gets beat up by a bouncer at a club, Hartley will stand by and enjoy. Loyalty is nothing to Derek Hartley. James Edstrom far from perfect, a few years older than the very rapidly growing old Hartley, may be wrong at times, but expects loyalty, no matter whos wrong, but Edstrom still sticks by his friends. Hartley expects loyalty but gives none in return. He will sell you out for a high school boys choir. His endless relationship with co-host and sperm banker Romaine Patterson is what divorces are made of. The fast licking Patterson is loyal to the hill while her co-host would sell you out for a quick bottle of Botox. Just ask Perez Hilton. One recent show had Hartley trashing Hilton because he would not do his show anymore, then when the gossip king decided to do the show again, Hartley was kissing his ass all the way to Lindsay's Vodka bottle. Can too gay guys and a lesbian share Times Square ? Your gonna find out !

JESSICA ALBA PISSED AT PEREZ HILTON

Gossip Icon Perez Hilton

Jessica Alba is mad over gossip blogger Perez Hilton's claims she is ashamed of her Latin heritage. Hilton has targeted the Mexican-American actress on his gossip website, dubbing her Jessica ‘Don’t call me Latina’ Alba. But the pregnant Hollywood star insists Hilton is picking on her because she wouldn’t have her picture taken with him. Alba says, "It was all because I wouldn’t take photos with him at a nightclub. It would probably be smart for me to hang out and kiss up to what’s his name, Perez."Of course I’m proud of my heritage. That’s all I know. I only know a Mexican-American upbringing."

Editors Note: Perez is mad at me too because of forever old troll Sirius host Derek Hartley told him that I got the New York Post to sue him. Perez won't even answer my e-mails, and I really like Perez. Just shows you all the drama in Hollywood and the wrath of a disloyal old troll makeup driven radio host like Derek Hartley. Very sad !

TIMES SQUARE GOSSIP ON SIRIUS RADIO

James Edstrom with Sirius Hosts Romaine Patterson and Derek Hartley

Things got real explosive on the hit Sirius Radio show Derek and Romaine last night. If you listened to the show, you know what I mean. Besides talking about inmate # 69 Paris Hilton and white powder restroom lady Lindsay Lohan, hosts Derek Hartley and Romaine Patterson and me, got into a heated fight about a Thanksgiving dinner at Derek's house over three years ago. It seems Derek is still pissed that me and Romaine sat at his antique table and we made it wobble. The fight started when I asked Derek when he was going to invite us over for another holiday. He said never. When I asked why, he went off about his antique table that me and Romaine sat at and made wobble. He acted like we threw it out the window or something. Between him yelling at me and Romaine for ten minutes about his wobbly table, all I wanted to know was if we were going to be invited back as I love Derek's cooking. He's a master in the kitchen. He yelled that we would never be invited back, but Romaine said she would have me over for the holidays. Too bad Romaine can't even cook a glass of milk !

TIMES SQUARE GOSSIP ON THE TOP RATED SIRIUS 'DEREK AND ROMAINE SHOW' TONIGHT

Derek Hartley And Romaine Patterson

Tonight, we will be a guest once again for the 100th time on Sirius Satellite's top rated program 'The Derek And Romaine Show' on channel 109 at 8pm. Listen to us argue with host Derek Hartley and chat to lesbian Romaine Patterson on her up-coming baby, her visit to the 'SPERM BANK' and all the hot 'CELEBRITY GOSSIP'. You can call us toll free to talk to us at (866) 305-6887.

SIRIUS LESBIAN RADIO STAR PREGNANT

PHOTOS: ARTHUR FUNK

Drill Sargent 'IRIS' Derek Hartley Romaine Patterson

Well I thought I had heard it all in my years in this business, but the other night shocked me maybe just a little. When Lesbian radio star Romaine Patterson of the hit Sirius Satellite radio show, 'The Derek And Romaine Show' called me and told me to come to the studio Friday night, many things went through my mind. First of all it was wierd her calling me because these days shes been building a Lesbian Love Nest with her Lover Iris 'THE DRILL SARGENT' and Romaine has been so bad at returning calls, I just thought she went to Lesbian Limbo.

Many things went through my mind. First thing was that they were going to play a joke on me as they have done that in the past. Second thing was that someone was leaving the show or they were moving to a new time slot. Third was Romaine or Drill Sargent Iris were having a baby, but I quickly threw that out of my mind.

As I left my watering hole Langans where I was drinking with NY Post's Steve Dunleavy, I arrived at Sirius Radio and went through the 20 minute security checkpoint downstairs and another one upstairs I finally make my way to the studio for their announcement. Romaine is 17 weeks pregnant ! The Lesbian shock jock was giving birth in July and she was telling her listeners she was going on maternity leave soon, but wanted them to go through the event with her. She invited her audience to follow her adventures on her new website www.PushRomaine.Com . At first we were pointing the finger at Derek Hartley because he would be the most logical choice to become the sperm donor, but Romaine quickly said that she went to a thousand dollar a month sperm bank and got knocked up the first time. She was beaming along with Sargent Iris, who I really like and think the world of since we partied a year ago on a cold Christmas day. They are the perfect couple and they are going to be great parents. Tune into 'The Derek And Romaine Show' and follow the adventures every day at 6pm EST....

PLAYBOY PLAYMATE AND REALITY STAR PREGNANT

Romaine Patterson with Derek Hartley Johnathan Baker and Victoria Fuller

I got an e-mail the other day from reality star Johnathan Baker and wife playmate Victoria Fuller telling me they are expecting!
Congratulations! If any couple deserves the best, it's these two. I recently hung out with them in NYC where I took them to the hit Sirius radio show, "Derek And Romaine", starring Derek Hartley and Romaine Patterson, then took them to another NYC hit SCORES! Was a wild time and all I can say, is I can't wait for them to get back to take them to some more hot spots.