KELLY ROWLAND REFUSES TO GO GREEN

Singing star Kelly Rowland has made no plans to trade in her gas guzzling sports utility vehicle (SUV) for a more environmentally friendly car, because green cars don’t "look fun". The greedy singer admits she is frequently made to feel guilty about her Range Rover’s lack of green credentials, but she blames her Texan roots for instilling in her a love of big cars. And she is adamant she will never give up her "baby" - at least until Range Rover engineers develop a stylish hybrid she can be proud of. She says, "I prefer a big truck like a Range Rover. I drive one when I’m at home. I’m totally a Texas girl at heart. Put me in a cowboy hat behind the wheel of a massive truck and I’m happy."Driving a truck has been my dream since I was a little girl. My car’s like a baby, it means everything to me. I think about her every day."My sister’s hugely into environmental stuff, and she gives me a lot of heartache about it. She’s got a Lexus Hybrid car but that thing doesn’t look fun. When Range Rover makes a hybrid I’ll go green. Until then, my apologies to Planet Earth."
Editors Note: It's people like Kelly Rowland that are destroying the earth. They are also the ones responsible for the high gas prices. If they weren't guzzling gas, there would be plenty around and prices would be cheap. Shame on you Kelly !

Comments

Anonymous said…
This is America. Free market, free economy. Gas prices are high because we dont drill for oil in our own hemisphere. The day when Americans are told that you can only drive certain cars is the day democracy dies. Shame on you. Leave Kelly alone.
James Edstrom said…
No..Shame on all of you who don't do anything to help the world. People driving these gas guzzleing cars are making gas expensive for the rest of us. I recycle, I take public transportation, I dont litter. I try in my own little way. Kelly needs to give up her SUV. Kelly needs to go green !

James
Anonymous said…
this world is fine, i will always keep my 1987 gas guzzling POS for two reasons one i love to piss environmental freaks like you off and two its 200% safer and tougher than any vehicle now!
oh and i help stop global warming i release co2 into the air! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GaFrUFCVQg
Anonymous said…
I have immense respect for Kelly as an artist and she seems to be a very nice (though at times nieve) person,but she sounds very ignorant here. "My car is like a baby. It means everything to me. I think about it everyday." What kind of idolatrous madness is that?! No one who professes Christianity (and Kelly does) should let words like that come out of their mouth. It's just a car;a large piece of detailed metal. Be thankful for it. Maintain it;but don't talk about it as though it's human or more important than humans or the earth we live on for that matter. Her asenine statement further supports the theory that money can make people stupid if they allow it to.
Anonymous said…
Destroy the Earth? Are you kidding? Enviromentalism and Liberalism are forms of mental illness, where your "sorter" is malfunctioning and you just can't seem to separate real from imagined; important from non-important.

You idiots on the Left elected an illegal alien as your President. BHO was not properly vetted to run for POTUS (he was born in KENYA). When he is thrown out of office because he was ineligible to run in the first place, everything he signed: laws, treaties and executive orders, will be invalid.

Instead of concentrating on non-existant problems (global warming- aka Al Gore off-gassing), think about getting logical people into office that can undo the mess Bozo Obama has gotten us in to. This "messiah" is a fraud.
Anonymous said…
Times Square Gossip- Do you not appreciate that our soldiers are fighting for your rights, freedom, and democracy. theres room for you and all the robots that follow you, in cuba, north korea, burma, china, etc.... so choose one and go there you commie bitch!!! and go take your green BS with you. also, don't you dare try to compromise this countries freedom, and democracy, with all your green puke (oh wait..... you probably eat it, since you love green so much).
Anonymous said…
im sick and tired of commie liberal assholes like you. she can drive whatever she wants. kudos to her for not bending over to this go green scam. im amazed you people find ways to have fun in your lives after factoring in everything you cut out because of it not being green.